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Store Policy 

Customer Care

If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a musical comedian.  I sing dirty ditties for naked people.   I perform for the most awesome people in the!   I sell stuff because it helps support my comedy habit and keeps my kitties in Friskies.  I appreciate your consideration in buying something from me.

Privacy & Safety 

I promise not to hurt myself packing your order AND I promise not to share your information with anyone else except the post office...and I only do that because that's how you're going to get your stuff.

Wholesale Inquiries

Ummm...seriously...who does this template think I am?  Comedians who sing dick jokes don't have wholesale inquiries.  You'll get your whole order - pinkie promise!

Payment Methods

- Credit / Debit Cards

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