If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a musical comedian. I sing dirty ditties for naked people. I perform for the most awesome people in the world...you! I sell stuff because it helps support my comedy habit and keeps my kitties in Friskies. I appreciate your consideration in buying something from me.
Privacy & Safety
I promise not to hurt myself packing your order AND I promise not to share your information with anyone else except the post office...and I only do that because that's how you're going to get your stuff.
Ummm...seriously...who does this template think I am? Comedians who sing dick jokes don't have wholesale inquiries. You'll get your whole order - pinkie promise!
- Credit / Debit Cards